I Run on Coffee Chaos and Cuss Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a playful, coffee-fueled attitude on a soft, midweight canvas. The front artwork — a hand-lettered slogan with coffee cup, wine glass and dripping paint accents — reads like the inner monologue of anyone juggling caffeine, chaos, and a colorful vocabulary. Knit without side seams and built from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it drapes cleanly and resists pilling while ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape through repeated wear. Small details like tear-away labels and optional embroidery placements (left chest, center chest, wrists) let you personalize comfort without compromising durability. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night catch-ups, or casual outings when you want to feel relaxed, a little cheeky, and completely yourself. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for lasting shape and durability - DTF neck/wrist prints with DTG main print; embroidery available at chest or wrists - OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliant with major safety standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -